April 1, 2012
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wow!! ok...! april fools?
wow, ok! I guess I ought to take Brian's (neighbor/almost room mate) mom stomping over with a vacuum saying to me (as I'm by the fridge next to the open front window) "tell him he can have his shit back and jam it up his ass" [paraphrased]. damn! if this guy can piss his own mom off, I'm sure he'll piss me off as well. it starts with a note telling me that he'll pay me this months rent plus the cable bill (which I had installed Saturday) on the 1st of April...he then leaves an envelope with $100 cash by my laptop (while I was sleeping during the day, in order to work that night), saying he'll pay me more next week
. nice! I store the guys shit for how many months for free, and he starts off shorting me by a lot on his first month when he decides to actually move in. maybe I can see his mom's frustration before even asking. I diplomatically ask her (via facebook) anyway, in case there's something obvious that I should know...I can almost imagine her response before she sends it...I guess I'll have to get fuckin' evil on this dude if he did his mom wrong. he won't treat me any better, so why not, right?! we'll see. meanwhile [changing subjects], his new girlfriend, of whom he met at the gym, is smokin' playboy bunny hot
!I spend the day with the Kid (it's always good to catch up wid da Kid!). first, I drive to his house with my bat-mobile and we hit IHOP in the Grand Rabbit's side of town, then we see a movie called "the Hunger Game" which was pretty cool, but during the movie, someone pulled the fire alarm (I'm assuming), prompting us to leave the movie and see what the hell was up. they reassured us that everything was fine and sent us back into the theater. maybe 5 minutes later, they decide to rewind the flick back to where it was before the fire drill (which was cool!). even with that, they were more than cool about giving everyone free passes to the next movie they seen, and because the Kid mentions that he'll be seeing another movie soon, I give him my freebee pass (why not, right?). we then hit Dairy Queen for some Blizzard's and I zoom him home...on the way to my house, I pick up a sixer of Centennial IPA and witness what happened during the first paragraph...
before all that, I spent a good hour cleaning my bat-mobile with windex/ rain-ex/ deep leather cleaner/ armor all/ etc., and putting on the metal plate, removing the paper back window plate, so I can finally lower the top. I'll be topless by tomorrow
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