March 9, 2013

  • 58 hours of work this past week means a one day weekend *fart*.  I load up on a sixer of consecrator doppelbock (bell's brewing, mi), and a 4 pack of 'Paleooza pale ale' new from New Holland brewery (holland, Mi).  afterwords, I hit subway for a chicken pizziola sub (and share most of the chicken with the pooperdog).  otherwise, typical day, mostly sleep, pooperdog walks,  then shower, shave, blah, blah.  I was playing some Tiger Woods golf this morning, when Brian's smokin' hot 24 year old peroxide blonde walks thru the living room in her underwear carrying her dog toward the front door.  good gawd! she can be a professional underwear model (in my on the spot observation).  it was a 'victoria's secret meets the wood-panel submarine' moment (dear Penthouse letterssilly). she's truly a smokin' beauty!  I try and make conversation about her dog, being we've never officially met.  it's a little shorkipoo (sp?).  it looks like an ewok.  cute as a damn bug.  the image of this smokin' beauty in her undies holding an ewok will forever be etched in the 'cuter than hell' area of my brain.  that Brian's a lucky dawg! 

     

    the cool hippy neighbor lady  (Brian's mom) wants to borrow my computer, being hers is down for the count, and the dish network peeps need something there while they connect her new TV/internet package.  I got two laptops. I let her borrow the one from the kitchen.  it has the least amount of porn on itlaughing.  I warn Brian (as he's ready to run it down to her) that there may be some nude chicks here and there, but otherwise, she should be good to go.  she's one of the most open minded, pot smokin', atheist granny's around anyway, so I'm not worried.  she'd prob'ly be surprised if there wasn't anything "questionable" on itsilly.  she truly is one of the most free spirited non-judgmental peeps I've ever met, so why Brian turned out so OCD, snap judgement type and warped is beyond melaughing.

     

    anyway, Brian rents the newest Bourne movie (the one without Matt Damon).  we'll watch it on the big TV set in the livingroom, being he's got a night off from his blonde Ewok totin' goddess...

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