November 13, 2013
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bottle v. jar
ya know when you're watching a movie (as I was last night), you have your snacks at the ready. ya take a slug of beer, set it down, then tip a jar of dry roasted peanuts in your hand and pop 'em in yer mouff (lather, rinse, repeat). after several times of going thru the motions, I accidentally grab my beer and tip it into my hand thinking it's the nut jar (...D'oh!). needless to say, I had to pause the movie and change my now beer soaked jeans. they don't call me dumb-ass for nuthin' *BE7CH!*
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