worked yesterday. we were supposed to work a 12'er, but instead of getting out at 6:30, it was closer to 2:30, and instead of being a welder, Matt and I were trucked over to assembly, to both be shown how to run two machines at once. this is faster pace, more delicate work, working amongst many other people (including some priddy girls...) in a sort of claustrophobic horse shoe shaped cell of small machines, gizmos, fixtures and hangers. if you you like working alone in wide open spaces, this isn't your type of job. you quickly realize that if you fall behind, the guy on the next machine over will fall behind as well, or if you pay attention to just one machine, another work cells line suffers. the first machine I learn deals with placing four rings on the machines fixture, then you grab a right hand part and place it on the back two rings (after checking the part on a go/no go gauge), then grab the left hand part, go/no go gauge it, and face it the opposite way on the front two rings, hit the buttons for the machine to tamp these rings into place, then, while that's cycling, you have to run to the next machine, also putting rings into a fixture, placing two small parts and a stud onto it, and hit the buttons, meanwhile the first machine ends its cycle, so you have to run back and grab those two parts, do a 180, and drop the rear part on the left tray, and the front part on the right (lather, rinse, repeat). just as I get proficient at my new job, they have Matt and I switch
. all right. this new job involves two machines as well. looks like the first one is putting some kind of feet on a rocker arm thinger, and the second tamps rings on little legs for the feet (yeah, hard to describe without pictures). at least this new job isn't as demanding as the first. Matt wants to trade back after lunch, so we do. I left his machine finished stock pile way behind, due to the fact that I ran out of studs just before lunch, and all the finished parts on the rack quickly got swallowed up by the people down the line. these people look at me when the racks emptied out. I explain that I ran out of studs and that the boss was on a mission to get some more. anyway, Matt had to bust ass just to restock once the studs arrived (what? he wanted to switch
). I always wondered what this area was like to work in. there's always girls hootin' and hollerin' for no apparent reason. I often wondered how I could find my way into the beer orgy dept (yeah, my imagination had a better picture than reality). seems these girls are just bored, I guess. I thought sure, one can't have so much fun at work, hootin' and hollerin' the way they do, without either having beer or sex, or both. I looked around for a keg, and no one seemed to be gettin' laid....
. dashing my imaginary beer orgy theory against the rocks
. all right. enough about work *fart*
after getting home, I hit the shower, do a load of oily weldy laundry, then take the pooperdog for a barefoot walk (these walks are getting tougher, being the weather is in the 50's...maybe I'll start wearing shoes *plan*), then hit the beer store for a sixer of pale stale ale. I get home and ponder what to have for dinner. seems I still have me some sweet Italian brats in the coolerator. maybe I'll throw on a sweater, take my laptop out on the porch (placed on a chair opposite my van seat), turn on a dorky zombie movie (vie Netflix...some unknown George Remaro flick. Survivors of the Dead, or some such goofball title.), grill up some brats, and drinks me some beerses. after the brats were done, I wander over to Jays place and knock on the door. "are there any hippies home?" I yell ('cause that's what we call each other on the fly). I bang on the door a couple times. no answer. while this takes place, I realize that every window, facing his front porch, has been covered by bed sheets
. I never noticed this before. is he turning into Howard Hughes? anyway, I had knocked to not only give him his plates and pan back from the last grillage, but to also invite him over to do brats and beers. he was either sleeping or is dead (er sumptin'). anyway. the pooperdog and I share some brats, then end the night watching "Evil Alien Conquerors" (via Netflix, once again). this movie is so bad, with the camp factor off the grid, I'm thinkin' it only took a couple hundred to create. I've seen it before with the Kid, but was fun to watch again...it's stupid fun!
all right, let's focus on Jay for a minute (since I all ready brought him up, and all). he just turned 50. he says the first thing he does on his 50th birthday is roll out of bed, only to blow out a knee
. the other day, he tells me of a frantic phone call he got from his friend..."dude, ya gotta come over here right away! Laura (yes, of 'Laura and Tank' fame...i've written about her and her dog from time to time in past entries) has fallen onto an aquarium!". Jay says he didn't know quite what that meant, so he hurried over and said the scene looked as if a deer had been gutted and dragged across the carpet. seems Laura was beyond wasted and tripped onto something, landing on an empty aquarium that happened to be on the floor, next to an iguana aquarium, and a snake aquarium (what? she uses her trailer for a zoo?!). any way. he says he had to help get her clothes off and pick shards of aquarium from her back and ass
. he insists that she goes to the hospital, but it seems she felt she was too wasted to go, so he said to quell the bleeding, he found feminine napkins (mini pads...whatever you wanna calls 'em
), and the like, to cover the wounds. he was there most of the night picking glass and cleaning her and the place up. meanwhile, her boyfriend was out of town, and his little girl was locked in her bedroom (she locks the kid in the bedroom?! I don't ask. maybe she did this that particular night, so the kid wouldn't experience the "carnage" -as Jay called it- who knows?). he tells me other stories about his brothers. seems he lost two of them last year. one to diabetes, and another to cancer. both, in their 50's. recently he tells me that the only surviving sibling (a 64 year old brother) has told Jay (in a joking way, as he says he and his family do to disguise pain) that he has stage 4 colon cancer. good gawd, does the bad news ever end?! Jay himself only expects to live another 7-10 more years (averaging out all the ages of mom, dad, and brothers age at which they died). I'm thinkin' it may be sooner than that, with that chronic smokers hack and the story he tells me next. seems on his days off (when he gets out of work at 5am), he'll get bombed right after, then sleep/pass out, only to wake up at, say, 1pm, get drunk again, sleep til, say, 8pm, then get ripped again! getting his drank on 3 times a day! wow! I don't even know what alcoholism is compared to this guy....one other quick story he tells. it seems he continued to collect unemployment weeks/months after he got his old job back. now the gov't wants some $2700 back
. WHAT?! unbelievable! why...? wait. don't even ask
all right, I've been dealing what I thought was a minor cold forever. stuffy head, weird throat, etc. I believe it may have started that way ('round the end of last week), but may instead have turned into allergies somewhere along the way. I was half clogged and coughing myself to sleep last night, got up, took me one of those Clariton (allergy thingeys), and woke up feeling as if my head had turned off the faucet, yet when I got up to feed the dog and cat, and brew some java, the crap came right back. am I allergic to dogs? cats? coffee? beers? what?! I don't like not knowing, then again, what would knowing do? I can't eliminate any of those items from my life...
well, this has turned into a bland novel, so I best sign off before I sit hear all day and type. leaving tomorrows entry to say: "I sat down and typed a novel all day".
oh yeah, one other quick nothing...either someone's messin' with my bathroom scale or I had dropped 20 lbs over the past 3 weeks
. instead of being that 200 lb guy, I'm down to 180! I check the scale to make sure it's adjusted right. seems to be. all be damned. maybe this workout of a job is actually burning the slack fat? I sort of wish I hadn't thrown out my old belt, to compare notches lost. my new belts are too new to show ware marks, as to where the buckle used to be...anywho. I best try and maintain this weight. I'll add whale blubber to my diet, if I go any lower
later: the Detroit LIONS (formerly, the Portsmouth Spartans) almost pull off a come back against the Packers...this makes one more consecutive on the road loss (how many does that make now, like 24 in a row?). they haven't won a game in Wisconsin since 1999
. also, according to their wiki page:
since the NFL's expansion to 32 teams in 2002 the Lions are the only NFC team to not make the playoffs.
The 2008 Detroit Lions became the only team in NFL history to lose all 16 regular-season games. Ironically, their preseason record had been 4-0. They are only the second team to go winless without a tie (next to the 0–14 1976 Tampa Bay Buccaneers) since the AFL-NFL merger in 1970. They went 2–14 in 2009. The Lions currently hold a 23 game road losing streak, the 4th longest in NFL history. good gawd. they just can't get a break....
God dammit Ron (aka Chas. Manson...my warped neighbor)! you've been running that whiny leaf blower all fockin' day. give it a damn rest!! use a damn rake, it's a bunch quieter, for gawd sake! have a little consideration for those around you. it's most peoples day off. do that shit during the week! (besides just how many hours in a day do you need to blow leaves on a dinky trailer lot?! 12 to 14?! it's getting dark. put it away!!!!! btw, he does the same damn thing when he mows the lawn too. it takes him a good 2 1/2 hours to mow the same size lawn that I have, and I can do mine in under 12 minutes. it gets old quick!!!
sorry. just venting. i feel better now. really.

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